Appetite Suppressor!

"suburban madness"

i should've given that last cup of squeaky liquid concoction
a piece of my mind.

i stir it, rolling my eyes,
lo, this sheer absentmindedness devours my sunny side up
i give a little lean-to salute to the neighbors
hardly raising my mug of smooth frosty goodness
now that room temperature has decided how I'll enjoy it.
grimacing like a mighty panda
who has decidedly given up on tying its bamboo shoes,
i force an inconsolable sigh into the morning agenda
and feel the heavy ice cube hugged airbag oppression of being
ignored
by the giant goose on my lawn.
those SUV soccer muthasucka neighbor kids had better watch
their backs;
it's not every day that i feel this enlightened.

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23.4% of mold is toxic. Britney Spears did a song about the toxigenic mold Stachybotrys chartarum that everyone mistook for being a love song.

If Lancelot Link were in my slippers, he would recommend Spinal Tap: The Original Motion Picture Sdtk, by (of course) Spinal Tap!